“three flat whites, a soy cappuccino,”
i always take lunch outside a monument.
“show him how to cut an avocado,”
imagine a year without steam.
whoever tiled this bathroom knew
nothing of the romans. “you should go
to the engineering museum.” i like him
but he doesn’t like me.
“come now for this year’s monster sale,”
all i wanted was some air, i’m going
to ring the bus depot. she’s nice
but she bows at customers.
“i’ve never known how to act in a gay bar,”
more casual than the key amongst lighters.
have you heard about how he took a broom
to a huntsman? the steps to the monument
are in crazy paving, i want to be the parody
of the great artist i could’ve been.
if i ever open a chinese restaurant,
i’m calling it wok n roll. “more sober
than your compatriots?” you’ll never find
the perfect pair.